Solar flare excuses.
1. Sorry can’t work, solar flare affecting my computer.
2. Code wont compile? Might be the solar flares, give it a day or two.
3. I think the solar flares screwed up my alarm clock, it didn’t turn on this morning.
4. When boss calls, crumple paper near the mic, and say that solar flares are affecting your phone line.
5. Solar flares affected my water heater, and I couldn’t take a shower.
6. Didn’t receive my rent check? Might have been because of those solar flares.
7. Sorry I’m late honey, solar flares playing tricks on my Timex.
8. When speaking to traffic police: “sure your speedometer isn’t affected by the solar flares?”
9. I swear, I didn’t see her on the road when I made the turn, the solar flare was in my eye
Couldn’t think of ten. Feel free to add your own.
October 29th, 2003 at 9:41 pm
Are your loins on fire or is that a solar flare?
I get this one ALL the time; frankly, I’m tired of it.
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